Holy shit hahaahahaha
[ATTACH] Good morning to the easiest 3k I’ve ever made in my life
[ATTACH] Thought of you all
Was just debating Swift vs Mooney in my dynasty league lol Lions could blow them out and then it’s pass catching gamescript for the bears, but I...
I KNOW I forgot to post it sorry!! I was getting a haircut from her mom during the dance and by the time I wiped off and sat back down I forgot to...
I always say W&G is my favorite story of his, so now I have a tight competition lol
I’ve only recently become a pumpkin boi because my aunt baked pumpkin cookies a few years ago and I tried them by mistake and realized I...
My wife said “you haven’t had a vegetable in a week” so no way I can convince her to get beefs tonight. But MAYBE I could swindle my way into fake...
Accidentally baked 70 cookies
I have finished 11/22/63. It could be recency bias, but I am not afraid to say this might go down as arguably my favorite of all time. What an...
10:34 am and accomplished all I needed to do at work this week. My boss and almost everyone on my team is off today. Looks like I’ll be adding...
And the Jags gonna win it all for you!
Josh
I’m over my wife’s parents house and they’re all excited. They’re a big dance family. Her sister runs a dance studio Me? Didn’t even know the...
@morgantayler PINK PONY CLUB SIGHTING on dancing with the stars! They’re doing a dance to it. I was here on my phone and my eyes shot right up...
Jared Flacco. The legend will rise again
I extremely wanted the pats to draft McConkey and instead they traded that pick to the chargers and ended up with Polk
Not including my QB, my team has scored 3 TD’s over the last 3 weeks. 0-3 in that time but still somehow hanging onto 2nd place
I got roped into seeing a community theater rendition of the Nutcracker this weekend cause my wife knows a 7 year old in it. I almost dropped a...
@JoshIsMediocre it’s a Christmas with the Kranks kinda night
Tell me about the cat
My only flaw with the grocery store is that I am 100% AWFUL at picking the right check out line. I’ll pick one and it’s either a 14 year old...
My wife and I plan out our dinners & lunches for the week and go usually on Sunday/Monday and she puts the entire list in order by the aisle so we...
Last wedding we went to my friend specifically put Sweet Caroline on the do NOT play list … and the shitty ass DJ played it. Absolutely horrific...
[MEDIA] Don’t know if this counts as corny or just the absolute most stupid shit a person I once loved as a musician ever did