Blinded...From youth instilled.
Oh for a sec I thought you were one of those people who throw tp in the trash lmao
You shit in trash cans??
Pics or didn't happen
Once you enter the A1 thread you've officially left god
Can't use urinals cuz my thang is too long and it touches
I'm pretty sure that's how people get UTIs too
You wipe your second head in attempt to collect all the left over pee that didn't come out originally Either that or the front of your boxers
Once I dreamed some guy on Twitter was role playing as Dobby and he made a post that went "Harry Potter is very grouchy, that means there will be...
I call shenenigans. If furries are able to pay for commissions from high profile artist's with tips then they are able to afford apple products
The enemy of my enemy is my fren
Unironically nothing today But I'm gonna relapse hard soon believe me
Uhh 24
It's me I was cobe all along
Not enough pet cuddling and fake crying. Bad apology.
Is that u
There is no fresh Prince without the butler giy
2 words: After Earth
This is what will Smith thought to himself when he first saw those Scientology entry videos . Emoji and everything
Can't bro devoted my life to xXxStraight-EdgexXx At least until I'm 21/my mom let's me drink that is
Epic post, you won 1 internet
SoCal Also I'm afriad of rewatching super bad knowing full well that's it's probably horseshit and not funny anymore. Back in like 8th grade that...
[IMG] i like how happy he is to hear the news
buttsauce
having porn logos on your truck is no different than having sports teams or political parties on it