Jesus that's cute. I wish I had time to have a dog.
Being an uncle is great, my niece and nephew are awesome. I just don't want/need kids in my life at this point.
I just don't wanna have a kid because what if my kid is lame? What if all they want to do is watch YouTube videos of people building stuff in...
Corn all day son.
There should be a dating app for introverts. Except that wouldn't really work.
Coconut with anything besides Curry is gross.
Dog, you should start an advice blog.
Eggs in general are amazing.
I love deviled eggs
The lizard people use haarp to control the weather, common knowledge
Sorry pal. Shrimp is cheaper and tastes better.
controversial opinion time: lobster aint even that good .
aint no better "i'm fucking hammered and it's 4am and i need some goddamn food" than waffle house
We make a maple sriracha sauce for our wings at work and that shit slaps.
I never eat breakfast food at breakfast time its usually at 10:00pm when i get home from work
Sweet and savory just makes sense for breakfast food.
My favorite breakfast is hashbrowns, chopped bacon, sausage, and eggs all cooked up together and then topped with ketchup and tabasco.
I totally use ketchup on my hashbrowns Fight me
I wish I could justify buying them right now, but my bank account is looking pretty poorly right now. Also I really like the color of them but I'm...
God I want these boots so bad The Jack Boot in Calico
also i fucking hope not
you tell me
I've only had two girlfriends in the last ten years. One of them is marrying a guy whos last name is Bland. The other is dating a guy who wears...
Hardcore in general has a massive problem with shit like this.