Oh fuck not again ok everyone just ignore the above post I got hacked again
We Stan a diarrhea queen, this movie had everything from CBT, inflation, balloon popping, hell even electric toothbrushes. My only complaint is...
I don’t do that anymore that’s the old me
Y’all spend hundreds of dollars a year on piss water in shiny cans but I must say your glass house is looking awfully shiny
Kaitie just accidentally confirmed that she pegs Dylan which is fucking awesome
You have a newb dick lmao
Excuse me
Please tag this as nsfw
Makin chimney chonkas for dinner
Because of these two posts I will not be posting hole in the group chat tonight
If no one posts anything for the next 20 minutes I will post hole
I knew the second I saw this shit on my TL one of you was going to tag me
One of my Twitter drafts was “I like my women like I like my coffee, in my ass” and I’m not sure where I was going with that but here you all go...
[MEDIA]
Oh god that wasn’t supposed to be a public post
Wish I could lay my head on ur tummy and listen to ur guts bubble and make doodoo
LMAO god damn no I am a good boy
Kaitie don’t ignore me
Cute that your pet name for Dylan is “cookies”
Is this a meme
Don’t ever come at me like this again Ian we can squash this beef right here right now
It would be really neat if envelopes moaned when you licked them
I’ll say carpeted kitchens
A+, I aspire to be this brilliant
Grow up