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i missed this the first time you son of a

 

I'm on NFL Network but it's on both haha

 

Great at paying for lawyers more so than great at murdering

 

Can anyone change one of these to fit my header on twitter? I can't figure it out.

 

Anyone watching on ESPN is a HEARTLESS TOOLBAG

 

i actually forgot i'm watching this through nfl.com and not my usual reddit pirate streams

 

Reddit pirate streams changed my life

 

currently enjoying the spurs/grizzlies game thanks to one

 

How is it that I can rage all weekend on IPA's and feel great on a Monday, but 5 little Miller lites on a Thursday night make me feel like shit on a Friday?

Help me understand!

 

you drank miller lite that's why

 

But isn't that the equivalent to drinking tap water?

 

equiv to actually drinking piss

 

This bird is straight up staring at me while I'm laying in bed. Not sure how I feel about it.

 

But I like golden sho..nm.

 

@Petit nain des Îles doesn't take any shit in a facebook poke battle

 

Holy shit at all that product placement.

 

I had boneless wings and movie theatre popcorn with my friend yesterday and I don't eat that type of stuff ever and I legit feel like death warmed over right now

 

Flash em

 

I read this as "flash me" at first and I was like "wow it's getting rowdy on a Friday"

How's your back?

 

I just made a Sophie's Choice joke to Sophie on Snapchat*. Who have I become.

*Derek's handle, this isn't some weird shit

 

@Henry would be proud

 

Happy Friday, y'all. I dedicate to you my Friday jam.

 

While watching this video and seeing three different white guys singing all I can think of is "white migos" and combined with the music it's a baffling thought

 

Feeling better but still sore. Hopefully it doesn't worsen as the day goes on