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That's so cool!

 

They asked me to censor my lyrics because it was a family event to celebrate a game about killing minorities

 

Well when you put it that way

 

I'm a Sales Tax Accountant.

Is that weird?!

 

What do you multiply numbers by .0825 and call it a day

 

Those families shouldn't have been there! That time of night is for us delinquents.

 

Arlington is .0800

 

Why is that weird? What are you trying to say?

 

That's weird. Guess I'll check my receipt next time I buy something there

 

I definitely did not know that

 

He has to get to the butter melting ASAP!

 

I am addicted to the show Swamp People.

Also:

I am addicted to My 600lb Life, too.

 

Shoot dat gatuh

 

What an absurd movie. Intriguing. Surprisingly funny. Maybe good? Probably bad?

 

@Garrett L. I want the Lions to trade up so bad right now and get Barnett

 

I'm trying to find a good run down of the draft thus far. Just got to Applebee's for apps and beer with my friend.

 

@Fucking Dustin congrats. Hope your fears are unfounded

 

Fuck of course Derek went to the Eagles congrats @oldjersey

 

I DID NO SUCH THING

 

Bengals draft a literal piece of shit tonight prob.

 

I want to run through the halls of my high school
I want to scream at the top of my lungs

 

This made me laugh.

 

I'm not playing for the Bengals

 

How'd you get out of the toilet?!?

 

I would like to go to The Eagles. I love "Take It Easy"