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That's brilliant

 

because you won

 

That wouldn't make it stop, no no no

 

fuck

 

How bout some fuckin t-shirts?!

All we're asking is two hours of your time...

 

Update: if I move my lower back at all it hurts. Very hard to avoid

 

It annoys me when people tell me I'm holding my pen/pencil wrong. Yes, I know this..

 

I can't see the word pencil anymore without thinking of chase

 

Vacate the premises

 

Taking duder to a T-Rex themed restaurant tonight.

 

Everyone keeps saying they want to get me one of these bc I'm so fidgety but no one has yet and I'm bummed.



And someone gave me a whole bag of these but I don't have a clue where they are.

 

There's a reason why pencils are marked as No. 2 pencils.

 

the waiters can't hold the food because of their tiny arms

 

Graphite grading on a US scale

 

How would you grade the graphite

 

Gonna get the Tyranchasaurus Wrap?

 

Has anyone had an unusual job before?

I built alligator nests and graded skins on whether or not they could be shipped to designers/manufacturers.

 

That is AMAZING

What a heroic job too, alligator is delicious and I thank you for your service

 

Anyway I was a plumber once

 

I was Chuck E Cheese for about 6 months when I was 16.

Now I give food/wine tours. Probably the two oddest jobs I've had.

 

quality control at the dildo factory

jk I have never done anything interesting in my entire life

 

so there's a slim possibility our jokes aren't the shittiest most disgusting thing you've ever seen

 

There's still no possibility

 

I worked at a zoo for 2 months and then quit bc they were abusing the animals behind the scenes. I told them I quit and then called the police and they called the wild life people. lol They were investigated for like 2 yrs afterwards.

 

This technically isn't a job but one time I played an outdoor show opening for the Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 midnight release

I was clearly the better act