(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 403

Or in general but especially where other people can see it

 

If I were a Martian visiting earth and I went to a sporting event and saw white people dabbing on a jumbotron I'd just vaporize the planet

 

Forgot about that
This was the original

 

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or when kids do the three fingers when a team makes a three pointer, just plz stop.

 

No, I wouldn't care about beebopping down the aisle like that. More along these lines:

 

Over the weekend there was this group of white people dancing in a circle and it was just bad. Like this one dude kept dropping onto the floor and doing the worm like...? It was bad. The place was nice. The music was good. But the crowd was ehhhh...

 

I kinda wonder when the last acceptable moment in history to do the worm was

 

I don't like half the girls in the bridal party so my opinion proooobably won't matter.

 

It wasn't even the worm. He just dropped to the ground and bounced kinda like a pencil does with the weird illusion that makes it look it is bending. I dunno.. weird.

 

All of this just strengthens the argument for why, when you meet an attractive white person, you're like, "Damn, I wish they were some other race/ethnicity".

 

I look forward to seeing the choreo.

 

My girlfriend doesn't dab on jumbotrons

I went to a sporting event with her and it never happened

 

But anyway yeah back on topic I'm very happy and it's almost time for our vacation and I'm excited

 

attitude era WWE with scotty 2 hotty and rikishi probably

 

Stops mid worm

This isn't cool?

 

This is true. Every girl I meet I wish she's either a Silvan Elf or a Twilek, I really like their tail heads.

 

My guess: The go-to shimmy up and down, running their hands through their hair, and some awkward shoulder moves.

 

My god do white people love watching other white people dress nicely and dance terribly.

 

I don't know what that is Dom, but I know there are people who would fine that arousing.

 

Let's not be coy, you pmed me that image with the title "sexy races".

 

I'm surprised I still have friends bc I do white girl dance when I get drunk.

I'll def share the footage if there is any.

 

Here is a young me, casually drinking.

 

Lol. Moments in time.

 

I have thoughts.

1). I wish I could do dirty dancing choreo. A few months ago I wanted someone to dip me and I realized how hard it is to trust another person while dancing and in that moment I understood Baby completely and the movie clicked!

2). U would be so blessed to have a choreographed dance routine at a wedding. It's all I want. Either to BSB's Everybody or Wham's Wake Me Up

3). I find wedding dancing awkward cause idk how to like casually move on the dancefloor. I'm too uptight