(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 402

Someone would have called him out if he wasn't joking.

 

Stop being racist towards white people, dom!

 

Some people really need to lurk more, I don't think I've ever actually directly interacted with Dom but even I know his whole schtick.

 

Hey, thanks.

 

Crap now I have to edit it

 

But what happened really

 

I met a polar bear.

 

Well, I did....

I lurk enough to have seen Dom post some other things which meant I didn't immediately assume it was entirely sarcastic.

 

You asked how it was "left unmentioned" and I answered your question.

It wouldn't have been left unmentioned if he was serious.

 

Hey, I didn't mean to cause a fuss. Can we get back to talking about our desire for connection in universe indifferent to our existence?

 

No. Cause as I posted earlier I too met a white woman but the interaction was just bad and awkward and I change my mind on the say yes to anyone who asks you to dance no matter what, just cause, policy.

 

I don't dance with anyone.

 

So you just dance alone? That's me mostly too.

 

I can only speak for this white girl but everytime I'm asked to dance I expect it to turn into Dirty Dancing bc that's like the white girl bible. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.



In reality though I'm like:

 

I love everything about this post.

Related: I have "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" stuck in my head today.

 

I still love that song. I think I'm gonna watch the movie now. RIP Swayze

 

I just don't dance, unless alcohol is involved, in which case, well, I mostly just do the butterfly.

 

I dance but never in actual dancing situations and I should definitely never dance because I can't dance and don't try to pretend like I can

 

A friend of mine got married and that was the very few times i went out of my way to dance.

 

I'm not a dancer which is the only way I know I'm human

 

i do myself and everyone else a favor around me for just dancing on special occasions as well.

 

I'm scared my bff is going to make us do some kind of choreographed bridesmaid shit. If she starts talking about it I'm going to try to talk her out of it.

 

Tell her it's an old meme

 

Like Jim and Pams wedding thing?

 

I don't know where else to post this but I think other white people need to stop dabbing on jumbotrons