(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 386

that's why I would swipe right on Chase. He's got experience

 

Oh shit lol. Yeah I mainly swipe and never message people. Spotting people you know on there is always weird

It was a rogue pencil! A freak accident!!

 

is this a Monty Python quote?

 

I think the most frustrating thing for me for tinder is the dropped conversations. And I get why people do it and I don't take it personally for the most part. I'm just a little bummed that some of these conversations and interactions that could take place never come to fruition with people, just even platonically.

E.g. I had someone message me about the Menzingers' new album and Morrissey and then when I responded and offered to meet up for pizza and/or record shopping and talk music, radio silence. Meh.

 

That's why this is forever me

 

I really don't want to feel anything for anyone ever again. I can't take constantly being hurt time and time again.

 

He's really quite accurate with this observation. Except, I don't have a friend called Brian.

 

I feel this unfortunately. Hard to feel optimistic about ever having feelings for someone that won't hurt you, but maybe we'll he surprised one day and actually find someone that won't. Until then, video games and chorus!

 

Get to go in a bit later today so I get a morning with my girl before having to pretend to care about more of the routine "Go there move that, pick up that, put that there" at work. Does wonders for the daily mood/vibe.

 

This is too real

 

I watched The Notebook with my girlfriend for the first time so clearly now we'll be together forever until one of us goes senile.

 

Lol im just giving you a hard time. I know, i hate seeing people i know. Also, Im like nervous every time i go to the gym cause i feel like thats a breeding ground for tinder users in real life. Last thing is i want is to see someone in the flesh when i look straight up like a sweaty potato, pffttt.

 

Perhaps you could start a fashion line of workout masks, for those who wish to remain anon at the gym?

What with my shaven head, I look like a sodden egg at the gym. Not a good look. Although, I'm not currently on Tinder, so I just get silently judged with no repercussions.

 

Actually they got those.

Elevation Masks and they make people look like bane.

 

do they make them for not the gym


wait why do i care i live in a city where i dont know anyone now

 

I did not know it was possible to be so in love. I can't wait to live with this girl. To marry this girl. To have kids with this girl. To have adventures until we're too old or dead to have them anymore with this girl.

 

Amen

 

I just can't wait to lose at basketball again

 

I'm looking forward to us living together but I'm also in this zone where I just constantly think "I'm gonna savor every moment of right now" and it's so great

 

They also work the opposite of how people think they do. in fact, they actually probably cause more harm than anything

 

Got a date/meet up set up for tonight and then she dropped that she's in a long distance open relationship. anyone have any experience with that and know what I should expect?

 

I read this entire thread

I'm awful at dating and relationships are great when I'm in them and make me want to be a corpse in the aftermath so I have mixed feelings. Boy do I love being in them though

 

Oof talk about a bombshell

 

At least, she told you about it. Go have fun.