2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 640

Would Dave lie

 

yeah he said the white sox got garrett crochet just minutes ago

 

Was there talk about doggy in here? I wouldn't know, I just hang with the dawgs. The holidays are coming but that means even more meaningful football will be played. However, we are getting to the point where the stinky, stinky teams where it is meaningless will be playing as well. These are the times that determine who has that dawg in em and who is a little shit pup. Here it is...I'm about to bust...



OFFICIAL WEEK 14!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:
Sam Darnold - Every week I wait for Sam to turn back into shite but I think he’s just good? (Plz no curse)

Josh Allen - Not much more he could have done lmao

Jared Goff - Typical Sunday performance

Tua Tagovailoa - He’s gonna have the completion % record at the end of the year isn’t he

Matt Stafford - The Rams just won’t die

Ja’Maar Chase - Cool stats in a game that probably doesn’t matter *Burrow voice*

Lil Pup in em:
Joe Burrow - Nice plays or whatever but it doesn’t fuckin’ matter

Baker Mayfield - Decent day for Bake, Bucs may win the division thanks to Kirk!

Brock Purdy - Pay the man and get ready for next year

Russell Wilson - Not a full cookin’ but a decent amount of cookin’

Aaron Rodgers - Good job getting over 300 yards passing for the first time in years

Bryce Young - See below but another statement loss

Geno Smith - I though the Seahawks were dead and Geno would be Genshite the rest of the year

Patrick Mahomes - WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!

No Dawg in em:
Kyler Murray - One of those weeks where Kyler looks small and submissive

James Winston - To be expected, needs to pray more

Justin Herbert - Gotta hit that overthrow to beat a team like KC with their plot armor

Aidon O’Connell - Only a couple more games until Shedeur time

Desmond Ridder - I’m so used to him being dogshite, I typed “Shidder” at first

Caleb Williams - Second half was pretty lil pup of him but everyone turned off the game at that point

The Realm of Dogshite:
Jashite Hurts - Bad game but this is not my analysis, this was given to me from AJ Brown himself

McCorkshite Jones - First half alone almost had me strap a B*** to my chest

Tennesshitee Titans v Jacksonshite Jags - FOOTBALL TERRORISM

Kirk Coushite - I think it’s Penix (kind of sounds like Penis btw) time

Shiterew Lock - Maybe he didn’t start right when Danshite got benched because HE SUCKS DICK (at football) (non-derogatory)

Xashiter Legshitte - Bryce should have been a dawg beating the Eagles and watching Philly fans be in shambles. But no, Legshitte had to ruin it for

 

why does that picture look AI

 

because it is

 

horrible smh

 

The CHRISTTMAS gives it away. AI can never spell words correctly even when you clearly prompt it with the words

 

Also one of the dogs is a cat

 

It was the nose on the left snowman being way off center that gave it away for me

 

Also also, I just noticed the field is not accurate lol

 

Shiterew Lock

 

posting for no reason in particular!

 

This webinar is still going on and we're in the "poll" phase and the choices they give for different functionality we want make me so mad. I want more than one of the things you're asking me about and they should both be EXTREMELY easy to implement. Just do them both!!

Thanks

 

ok dork

 

first im hearing of this

 

Murph acting like he didn't think it was a photograph at first

 

idk. none of my business

 

i only look at phorographs

 

Chorus took a dump while I was posting this I will fix this

 

Guy talking now just said his kid asked him what a landline was and he feels old. I'm done with this for the day

 

what are you gonna do, leave?

 

yes. that's exactly what I did. I closed it out

 

(lying)

 

This is the only place I don't follow through on my threats

 

His job sounds less real than mine