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Absurdist Twitter • Page 883

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. fredwordsmith Nov 24, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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  2. xkaylinh Nov 24, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    If that dude's rawdonglover is childish gambino cookeddonglover
     
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  3. jkauf Nov 24, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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    The Kendrick Clue one is so fucking stupid and I laughed so hard, I love it.
     
  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 24, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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    run away with me Platinum



     
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  6. bobsheiskawy Nov 24, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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    is it the same for you? Prestigious



     
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  7. Cameron Nov 24, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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    Holy shit that last one
     
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  8. Long Century Nov 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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    I don't get the Saddam one
     
  9. DaydreamNation Nov 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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  10. Long Century Nov 24, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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    wow thank you thats awesome, what a post
     
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  11. chewbacca110 Nov 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  12. chewbacca110 Nov 24, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  13. DaydreamNation Nov 24, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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  15. digitalsea Nov 25, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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    hate my favorite band

    “Masculine pocket” just broke me
     
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  16. chewbacca110 Nov 25, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  17. digitalsea Nov 25, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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    hate my favorite band

    Damn that 2nd one is how I’ve been standing for years now
     
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  18. digitalsea Nov 25, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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    hate my favorite band

     
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  19. chewbacca110 Nov 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  20. Serh Nov 25, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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  21. chewbacca110 Nov 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  22. Joel Gustafson Nov 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  24. Long Century Nov 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
    (Last edited: Nov 25, 2024 at 4:42 PM)
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    Cant wait to send this to my brother, bought him IF forhis birthday 8 years ago and he still hasn't read it.

    Edit: Ive been attacked for not having 9 friends
     
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  25. imthegrimace Nov 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    I bought it for myself like 10 years ago and haven’t read it
     
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  26. Long Century Nov 25, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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    I recommended it to my last girlfriend but told her I don't buy it for people anymore. She bought it herself and read it. Sometimes I wish we never broke up.
     
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  27. chewbacca110 Nov 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"

    I can’t think of a time that makes sense for me to read a book that size when I do most of my reading on my work commute. I ain’t about to add pounds to my backpack.
     
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  28. imthegrimace Nov 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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    It’s not the size it’s all the endnotes and footnotes that seem so daunting
     
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