2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 308

Press Taylor has apparently put his Jax home up for sale, let's goooooo

 

ELF’d

 

Well I sent it to him first so....

I didn't see he posted it lol

 

:)

 

Ugh. I hope it’s not a huge deal in the end but not ideal to see

 

I’m super surprised to learn people still wait in the lobby for a baby to be born. I kinda thought that tradition died out with COVID.

 

Gonna be able to afford a bigger place when he's promoted to HC after Doug is fired.

 

DONNIED

 

The council is currently mourning the loss of one of our own. RIP Ben but the council must go on...An insane amount of dogshite this week, they needed a few extra days to rewatch some tape and compose themselves. Shameless displays all around. We as the council expect better. Nonetheless, here is who was a DAWG and the many who were DOGSHITE this week...



OFFICIAL WEEK 10!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:
Ja’Maar Chase - This performance was the equivalent of xkj1985x posting the wolverinetowelpenis.gif. Mike Brown, pay this man you goof

Joe Burrow - Idk what else Joe’s gotta do. They still have a chance, but this is it! One more loss and I think it’s gg no re

Lamar Jackson - He is simply King Dingaling so far this season. As long as he doesn’t shit his pants, he’s going to win another MVP

Chubba Hubbard/Brice Young - I don’t know what this means for the future besides Chubba signing an extension, but when I look at the Panthers when I take my Bucs glasses off, these last few weeks got me feeling’ good

Kyler Murray - No more COD jokes! He’s earned his right to play Nuketown 24-7 in peace.

Jake Bates - Did you know he used to sell bricks like a year ago? How could you not know, they mention it every time he fuckin' kicks. Nonetheless, balls of steel

Lil Pup in em:
Derrick Carr - It’s unfair! He got the new coach buff

Bo Nix - This should have been a win for the Broncos but the plot armor for the Chiefs is just too strong

Russell Wilson - Every week that I can’t call him Russhite Wilshite, it makes me angrier and angrier

Will Levis - Can you all believe it? Will Levis did not have a memeable moment that had 10K+ likes on twitter. That alone is a W!

Patrick Mahomes - This mfer is gonna get his entire WR corp hurt and it won’t matter, the Chiefs are still going to win and we just have to accept it

Brock Purdy - Another good outing for Brock, I’m hesitant to call this performance dawg-like but it was dawg-lite

Jalen Hurts - He’s consistently playing well, what’s more to say other than Go Birds!

Justin Herbert - An efficient game but need more out of Herby, especially up against a team who had 1 win so far in the season

Josh Allen - A performance that on paper looked borderline dawgshite but he continuously kept the Bills in position to score and that’s what a pup has gotta do

Tua Tagovailoa - You’re the one player I think everyone would say it’s okay to not exert extra effort on a play. Stop using your head plz

No Dawg in em:
Baker Mayfield - He’s putting the Bucs in position to compete week after week but it’s not showing up in the W/L column anymore. That Bosa play was DAWG material but too many close loses. I want us to tank. It’s fucking joever

Aaron Rodgers - THE SEASON IS FUCKING OVER. RETIRE OLD MAN.

CJ Stroud - An inexcusable loss. Idk where the Texans go from here…vibes not great!

Jayden Daniels - It wasn’t bad, there were many drops, but it also wasn’t good even with the drops. Idk where to put him

Kirk Cousins - Feel kind of bad not putting no dawg on Kirk this week considering the missed FGs, but you can’t be losing to the SAINTS idc if they have the post-firing of coach buff

Matthew Stafford - I thought the Rams turned the corner, but seems like its back to being stinky-doo-doo

The Realm of Dogshite:
Sam Darshite - They got the win, it wasn’t pretty or sexy but it was also dog shite day. Darnold has been trending downward but who woulda thought it would have taken this long to hear the words Sam Darshite before the season started

Joe Shitecco - I was going to no dawg him since they were still kind of in it, but after the council looked over the tape, they decided 4 turnovers is simply DOGSHITE. Is it time for Shiterson again? Maybe the Colts get some influence from the Panthers and put their high draft pick back in?? Hmmm…(this was written originally on Monday, welcome back Shiterson!)

Shiteebo Samuel - Take away that C and let deebo use that patch for arts and crafts. Maybe add patches with letters U, N, and T as well and put it all together

Caleb Willshite - It’s getting fuckin’ ugly in Chicago. His o-line is full of terrorists, his Waldren conducting terrorists acts, maybe Justin wasn’t the problem (no shit).

Shitevon Walker - Would Mac Jones even have a chance of leading this inept office with the time remaining? Hell no, but crashing out after a 3rd down stop is…something

McCorkshite (Macshite) Jones - Ah, I knew something was missing this season. I couldn’t put my finger on what exactly, but after this weekend, I knew it. The Realm of Dogshite has been desperately missing its McCorkle. Well, welcome back Mac, you shitter!

Danshite Jones - Another Jones, another pile of dog shite. I have said many things about Daniel this season so I don’t need to go any further. However, if you’re white and you have the last name Jones AND play QB? Yeah, you’re probably a shitter (not a real one).

Youngshite Koo - Idc if 1 kick was blocked, it still counts as a missed kick (dumb imo) and 3 missed kicks is DOGSHITE

Cooper Rushite/Trey Lanshite - So fucking bad I had to put them at the bottom of the list because of how much poo poo these guys stink. Trey’s gotta shave his head, that hairline is looking like a guy in his late 30’s posting on chorus.fm (sorry this is not at anyone specific, you are all nice people and consider you all my friends)

 

I didnt see it on Zillow

 

Damn, Literal called him Bo Nix this time.


Times are a changing

 

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF ARF

 

i came in here to post "misfits perfect band" and then I saw the dog rankings so I guess ill post misfits perfect band now

 

Never did get into the misfits

 

no better time than the present

 

Cue Pat yelling at me for having short ears

 

*Danzig

 

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4456-Hunterston-Ln-Jacksonville-FL-32224/245653276_zpid/

 

I wouldn't say that since it's painfully unfunny

 

danzig great band misfits perfect band

 

Now you're getting it

 

Call the police, Pat's bleeding out

 

McCorkshite (Macshite) lmaoo