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Absurdist Twitter • Page 875

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Joel Gustafson Oct 25, 2024
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  2. chewbacca110 Oct 26, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  3. chewbacca110 Oct 26, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  4. Cameron Oct 26, 2024
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    The not knowing what historic figures sound like is true and Abe could sound like Steve O
     
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  6. morgantayler Oct 26, 2024
    morgantayler

    Pink Pony Club Prestigious

     
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  7. chewbacca110 Oct 26, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  8. Joel Gustafson Oct 26, 2024
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  9. chewbacca110 Oct 27, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 27, 2024
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 27, 2024
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  12. David87 Oct 27, 2024
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Damn it just came to post the weird god book one. Genuinely wasn’t ready for where that was going lmao
     
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  13. chewbacca110 Oct 28, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  15. Halitosis Jones Oct 28, 2024
    Halitosis Jones

    Howdy y'all! Supporter

     
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  16. xkaylinh Oct 28, 2024
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    boygenius skeletons heights accurate
     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 28, 2024
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  18. jkauf Oct 28, 2024
    jkauf

    Prestigious Supporter

     
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  19. aoftbsten Oct 28, 2024
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    I respect the ambition, but damn kid, maybe try that in the drive way first.
     
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  20. digitalsea Oct 29, 2024
    digitalsea

    hate my favorite band

     
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  21. chewbacca110 Oct 29, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"

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  22. chewbacca110 Oct 29, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  24. trevorshmevor Oct 29, 2024
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    I have a stuffy nose at the moment and my heart actually sank when I read that tweet lol
     
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  25. chewbacca110 Oct 29, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  26. digitalsea Oct 29, 2024
    digitalsea

    hate my favorite band

    I’m trying to figure out how I’m 32 and this nightmare scenario never occurred to me before. Imagine a serial killer that stalks people with colds just to do this to them.
     
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  27. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 29, 2024
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  28. digitalsea Oct 29, 2024
    digitalsea

    hate my favorite band

     
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