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Lamine Yamal is so absurdly good

youngest scorer in el clasico history

 

Someone check on @Garrett

 

i hope they dont but Real Madrid should be trying to turn Virgil's head

 

He’s currently running a marathon so I’m not sure if this will help or hinder!

 

I’m in DC for the long weekend (running a marathon tomorrow morning) and I’ve been celebrating the updates on my phone!

 

Tale as old as time: unbalanced Madrid team of Galacticos that flatter to deceive being crushed by a Barcelona system team heavily comprised of La Masia products

 

Why did you call me out like this...

My little bet for the day got scuppered by two different games having goals after 90 minutes as well.

I'm sure Newcastle will get mugged by Chelsea today to guarantee a stinker of a weekend.

 

Oh no! In my defence, that was before the game and he then scored after 5 minutes... I was hiding behind the sofa!

 

I am apocalyptically hungover today, and the prospect of watching Arsenal without their best players or any defenders try to get a result against Liverpool is not helping.

 

Away to West Ham. Fuck.

 

Moore starting today, very excited for that

 

Shite.

 

West Ham are shite. They’ll probably win but they are fecking shite

 

This is actually hilarious. Dalot misses an open goal now.

 

My stream keeps switching to other games inc yesterday’s games and every time it switches back to the United game it’s us missing a great chance.

 

this has looked like end-of-last-season crystal palace against end-of-last-season tottenham

 

Lovely refereeing here. Studs up ankle high tackle completely missing the ball on Licha by a player already on a yellow and not even a free kick. Beautiful stuff.

 

Palmer is a cheat code.

 

The worst thing about having to watch the Bayern game on a dubious stream is having to listen to Steffen Freund trying to speak English. It physically hurts.

 

Oh look, half time comes and goes and the opposition manager tweaks their team and start dominating while we change absolutely fucking nothing.

 

Saka starts. Arteta, you trickster

 

That was the most obvious thing ever.

 

This is genuinely one of the worst spurs performances under Ange. Truly truly awful.

 

Tbf given the tackle he got away with a few weeks back, maybe that can called even lol

 

He got a booking for that! Paqueta didn’t even give away a free kick