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Patient zero

 

Drank some glacier water? Tell me whatcha gonna do? ACT A FOOL

 

didn’t expect the zombie apocalypse to start with Ludacris drinking a glacier

 

that’s exactly how I thought it would start

 

fucking nostradamus over here

 

Nah that’s just for fast X part 2

 

He’s just like me

 

Most I’ve ever related to him. I once had to stop at a CVS cause I was gonna explode. I was in the bathroom for like 15 minutes and bought a Coke Zero on the way out because I felt shame for what I had done.

 

Been there brother

 

shitting at the CVS on 51 in Pittsburgh??

 

That’s why he’s now in Oklahoma

 

where are y'all finding public bathrooms that you don't have to answer a riddle to prove you aren't unhoused

 

Pittsburgh, PA, home of IC Light

 

I don’t like to give away that information, I don’t want my seldom used, non-busy public emergency shitters to get crowded

 

Come on folks. Simple cheat code here.

Purchase something easily returned - a home good or something else. Use the shitter. Leave. Walk back in to another cashier. Return previous item. Be on your way.

Chess, not checkers.

 

Had to go into witness protection

 

RFK Jr. Whale-Beheading Story Gives RFK Jr. Bear-Murder Story a Run for Its Money

I mean fucking A

 

I've never had to answer any quiz questions to use a gas station bathroom.

 

Same. Sounds fuckin' awful.

 

Former CVS employee here, seven years devoted to the company from high school thru college. Nowadays, if I have to do my business while in CVS, I just nudge an employee about using the bathroom and tell ‘em I’m a CVS alum. Then I give them a wink. When they still say I can’t use their bathroom, I’m like…