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Hahaha I thought you meant he like physically ran into them by foot

 

Babe wake up, new JD Vance fetish dropped

 

The couch is the new pee pee tape.

 

I'm not saying JD Vance fucked a couch, but it does raise some questions, like "Did JD Vance fuck a couch?"

 

When I was a freshman in high school me and some friends had a sleepover and one of the dudes there literally admitted to couch fucking. I bet he thinks we all forgot but sorry buddy I remember again!

 

tell JD Vance I said hi

 

Jesse Baer (@jbaer.bsky.social)

 

Friend of mine who is very disinterested in politics and almost entirely removed from the news texted me a while ago and said, "dude, what's with J.D. Vance? Guy looks like a creep. How'd he get picked?" Brought a smile to my face.

 

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

 

They're just going to have to hide him somewhere until November.

 

In the couch cushions

 

This sounds so so so bad.

Also, what the hell was Biden's campaign doing when there is this much to constantly publicize. In 3 days Kamala has her whole messaging campaign out that Biden's crew seemingly could never.

 

I hope Trump is seething

 

I love that Kamala's team is just straight up going the "look how fuckin weird these little weirdos are, isn't this weird?" route.

 

What is this one person’s voice

 

Hope he adds a “it’s ok to fuck a couch” line into his Hannibal was real speech.

 

All he can think about is fucking that red cushion