Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 413

Tiny thing that annoys me:
Corporate speak while in work meetings. And stop saying "bio" and "bio break." Just talk like a person.

 

people like to talk like that because it makes them feel important

it’s a huge turnoff tho

 

Bio break is so gross, just say you have to pee or whatever.

 

Tell everyone you’re gonna take a whiz

 

Wiz for pee, Khalifa for poo

 

Go tell everyone you gotta go spread your hummus

 

Reminds me of this:

 

I have never heard “bio break” before what fucking PG movie geek talk bullshit is that.

 

it sounds so fucking stupid

 

Never heard that term until today either fwiw

 

the higher ups at my work just started using it a couple weeks ago.

 

My old supervisor used it constantly. I hated it.

 

Tell them that if they say it one more time, you’ll fuckin’ bio on their desk

 

I was about to Google bio break lol. So glad that hasn't made it's way to me yet but now that I've said that I'm sure it'll be said in my next meeting

 

My go to grocery store minimized their selections of cosmetics (unless some of it I’m looking for in the wrong area/they moved half of it) so I didn’t see the baby lips chapstick they use to have and they only seem to carry LA colors now.

I forgot the second thing I was going to say

 

a few of my usual staples have been out of stock as of late so that’s also a possibility

 

I think I remember now. Fed ex delivered my package to my neighbor. He was nice to put it on my patio for me (in the shade)

 

I started eating Activia and now I feel like Jamie Lee Curtis.

 

Speaking of Jamie Lee Curtis… I heard Disney is making a Freaky Friday sequel. Why are companies still trying to bank super hard on nostalgia sequels? Is there any good reason that movie needs a sequel over 20 years later?

 

answer: no

more thoughtful answer: no, there’s not but Hollywood has long been out of good ideas, so anytime a young filmmaker comes along and makes something unique and interesting, they do their very best to suck the life out of it.

 

wrong thread, this is a Reason to Keep Living

 

Lol at my leasing company posting that they're gonna start fining us $250 per bag if we leave trash by the compactor when it's broken. If broken, we are supposed to bring our trash back to our unit. Get fucked.

 

yeah that makes no sense

 

The other week it was broken down and there were literally like over a hundred trash bags all around the compactor, it was physically impossible to get to. Sucks for the guy who works for Waste Management but that really shouldn't be my fucking problem. Maybe don't have only one compactor for 16 3-story apartment buildings