Absurdist Twitter • Page 821

Only the terminally online will get this

 

I actually mostly missed the gas pump thing

 

I don't get it because you guys didn't post properly

 

I cannot post the gas pump video here. It is very x rated.

 

I used to think you were cool

 

If you search the words “gas pump” on Twitter you’ll find it

 

Because I just did. And somehow another X-rated one.

 

That’s a tattoo of the video in question

 

Close enough

 

I don’t know what they’re saying but they’ve won me over, they’re right

 

Ive caught up with the online degeneracy and take back my remarks

 

I'm sorry I'm still laughing at the little girl going "bet he can heer meh!" at the end of that video. It took me like 4 watches just to figure out what she was saying there and I'm dying every time