2024 MLB Season Baseball • Page 168

i did not in fact say so sir

 

this thread is a welcome relief from the hellscape that is the tortured poets dept. thread

 

everyone stop talking to Murph he’s just trying to catch once in post count leaders

 

my wife though it was just called forum because of the top of the site

 

don’t say this you’re gonna make me look

 

okay yes she thought this too bahaha

 

my wife still calls this absolute punk she's been around too long

 

you mother fucker

 

my wife absolutely does not know what absolutepunk was aside from me telling her one time and then she said "oh alright"

 

then I got a throwback ap.net sweatshirt and she was so confused about what that had to do with baseball shitpoasting

so, unfortunately for her, she got a ten min history of my onlineness 2007-present that she surely tuned out after the opening seven seconds

 

"bands would premiere their songs there and the whole website would crash, they even once hid a link to a new song in a period on an article"

 

hello kelsey's other husband

 

if your wife is named kelsey i'm gonna freak out

 

Corinne thankfully that would have been bad

 

my gf knows about you all by name bc I tell her all about you guys

 

jk

 

dodgers aren’t cooking rn

but the A’s absolutely are and I’m ok with that

 

he better chill

 

when was the last time she defended pop punk tho

 

or maybe you should stop resting on your laurels and fight back

 

how do you mend a broken heart