Chorus.fm Fantasy Football $$$ League 2023 Football • Page 10

One PAT from Tyler bass and it’s a W fellas, the return of Godmachine’s Nards

 

Anyone interested in new starting RB Jaylen Warren? Would look to package him + WR for upgrade at WR.

 

Really annoyed at losing last week but I stole one this week so whatcha gonna do

 

FYI trade deadline is next Saturday 11/25

 

I hate that I didn’t start Dak last week, stupid stupid stupid

 

It wasn’t a “my instincts” thing though I just made the wrong call

 

My team has no luck at all. Jeez.

 

Want to acknowledge I’m getting very lucky this week. Playing first place, he has DeVon Achane and Tyreek Hill out of the game, both Alvin Kamara and Rhamondre Stephenson on bye, and Chris Olave on bye, and Dallas Goedert hurt

 

Tyreek only missed one drive

but fair point otherwise

 

Calvin Ridley does nothing all fuckin year and decides to wake up today lol of course

and Goff ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

my team of shitters continues to survive somehow

 

Oh boy lmao. As usual our playoff hunt is extremely fuckin close. Here's how the standings are shaping up:

Clinched playoff spots:
N/A lol

Teams that could end up anywhere from 1-seed to missing the playoffs:
1) Mark Davis Bowl Cut
8-3 (9-2?^), 1150.7 pts
2) Cigarettes & St. Brown
7-4, 1240.8 pts
3) Reeks and Geeks
7-4, 1205.88 pts
4) Najee By Nature
6-5 (7-4?*), 1241.66 pts + AJ BROWN
5) Bulldogges
6-5, 1199.98 pts + PAT MAHOMES + DEVONTA SMITH
6) Etienne It Doesn't Even Matter
6-5, 1196.06 pts + TRAVIS KELCE
7) Godmachine's Nards
6-5 (5-6?*), 1092.88 pts

Teams that could still make the playoffs even though they're struggling
8) TSLROCKS
6-5, 962.96 pts + JAKE ELLIOTT
9) AIYUKEN
5-6 (4-7?^), 1108.22 pts + D'ANDRE SWIFT + JALEN HURTS
10) The Center Cut
4-7, 1128.14 pts

Only two eliminated teams:
11) Damage - 3-8, 1093.12 pts
12) Abolish the Cali Congo - 2-9, 895.94 pts

^ if the Eagles have a very BAD game (Swift/Hurts combined don't score more than 21 pts)
* if AJ Brown absolutely dominates & scores 3 TDs (AJ is def *capable* of scoring 39 points)


Currently, of the top 10, only TSLROCKS and Center Cut have to win out the last 3 games.
-TSL has to finish 9-5 with a better record than other playoff hopefuls cause he doesn't have the points to get in at 8-6.
-Center Cut can't afford an 8th loss, but he does have points where if his team goes off he could still swing that 6-seed.
-They play each other week 14, so if everyone else farts down the stretch, lower-playoff seeding could come down to that game lol.

Outside of that, the other 8 teams are still somewhat safe if they have a bad game. And while @spiffa0 is probably the points leader after this week, second place is likely only 15-20 away and there are 5 teams within 50-60 points. Competitively, teams 3-6 are extremely close and could all easily finish with the 1-seed, while team #1 has been vulnerable lately. Cigarettes & St. Brown the only team that feels like they're gonna finish top 3 for sure.

 

If the Eagles take a giant shit tonight, that would probably eliminate @tkamB and clinch @xbrokendownx 's playoff spot. Otherwise there's still 10 teams with a chance with 3 weeks left baby.

 

thankfully I think even if I lose as I am projected to, I will still be 1st place

 

its crazy how tight this league always is lol

the top 6 teams are separated by ~90 total points. That is 8 points/week on average.

 

honestly with ekeler and taylor out most of the first half of the year, i'm just stoked to be vying for a playoff spot. should be some more crazy match ups this weekend

 

glad that Christian Watson decided to finally start doing something (on my bench)

 

If Lamar played anybody else, I’d have started Dak and got that 32 points.

But Lamar is playing the damn Chargers lol. He could feasibly score even more than that so I don’t hate it *yet*

 

Very thankful for Kyren's return

 

love guys that dont do dick for a number of weeks deciding to show up vs my team lately

 

Who tho?

 

Calvin Ridley last week

Jacobs this week

 

disagree. Jacobs double digit points 6/8 most recent weeks. He’s RB5 on the year?

 

okay

 

Lol, if I started Dak this week I’d be leading in points

Hell if I started Dak in week 10 I’d be leading in points and standings haha