Food • Page 526

The vlog will tank when Dustin spends all the funds on seafood

 

As long as I get some of it I'm okay with that.

What I really need is a publicist.

 

Actually I'll just keep @Fucking Dustin flush with shellfish so he won't need to spend that money.

 

I'll be PR

 

I trust you to keep my image looking good.

 

I am

And I won't spend any of your money

I only spend my money

 

Thats a great idea

Man im fucking killing it at production already

 

I knew you were a good hire. I saw the potential that was waiting inside of you.

 

You're making the biggest mistake of you life pal

 

I am a generous beaver.

Repent and I will put you in the org.

 

I'm legit cracking up. You don't even know how badly I needed to laugh today. Love y'all.❤️

 

Can I be an unpaid intern? But like, everyone knows how talented I am and its obvious i'm gonna get offered the full time gig when my internship is up.

 

This. Fucking. Comment.

I would promote you now but I know that's not what you want and I respect you too much.

 

Yeah like I coulda dropped out of school and made a pretty good career for myself but I really just wanna do this the RIGHT way.

 

You've got moxie kid, you're hired to the janitorial staff

 

Being a producer is great.

@ChiliTacos go get me some cocaine

 

You're production. Not HR.

 

Whatever you need to succeed, it's yours.

 

I told you about my jersey roots beav

NOT A CHANCE

 

Don't let pride ruin your future.

 

Can I be the one who wears the really cool steadicam and has to get uncomfortably close to the talent?

 

Eating cereal in bed..technically. I put the box on the floor so I have to do a crunch to reach down and get a handful. Finally figured out the best workout for me.

 

Sounds like you're eating cereal dry. I'm afraid I'm going to have to fine you.

 

10 reps of 10 grab and crunches