Food • Page 525

You jus lost the best thing you ever had

 

...I smell toast.

Am I ded?

 

No you're in the food thread

 

Makes sense.

Someone have some cinnamon toast for me then. Ty

 

I cant be trusted making cinnamon toast I'll eat a whole loaf of bread

 

Wow, that is fucking low.

 

Sorry ive been very upset that my oysters never got to my house. I didnt mean it.

 

Who's the Stephen A. Smith?

 

You are

 

I'm Stephen A

 

Quiet Skip.

 

i'm late, but that Smoke Mountain review needs to be published somewhere (more) prominent asap.
@Justice Beaver is my hero.
was gonna make a turkey sandwich for lunch. might just drive over to arby's now.

also, i tried cooking my eggs like gordon ramsay this morning and it was okay. not blown away enough to change my usual method.

 

I've submitted it to most of the prestigious food publications. So far no offers. I'm open to all suggestions.

But really I don't need any more of an audience besides all you lovely people.

Unless someone wants to pay me.

But your praise is more than enough.

Unless there's money.

 

Dont forget that as your producer and agent i need 35%

 

You find me a publisher and a 6 figure salary and I'll give you 35.5

Need to @ Jason Tate and see if I can get some of that sweet sweet Chorus money.

 

How do I make my review go "virus."

@dhayes please advise.

 

Slap that sucker on to medium.com

 

I only do it when I'm feeling hella fancy. I typically just make normal scrambled eggs, but I do use the first couple of steps. I just use a skillet instead, so they're more normal. Still tender and buttery and stuff. It's good times.

 

If you buy the food for me you can use my picture while I'm eating said food for your column/reviews. You won't need to hire a food model. Win/win. @Justice Beaver

 

How do you feel about wearing beaver teeth and a beaver tail. Y'know, to keep the theme?

 

Perfection. I aim to please our target audience!

 

Done.

@dhayes gets producing credits.
@AelNire gets acting/modeling credits.
@oldjersey gets nothing.

There are plenty more openings in this organization but you better act quickly before we blow up.

 

I'll be the accountant

 

Are you good with numbers?