(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 253

I'm the same way, but eventually you meet someone who pierces the cold outer shell. I hate nearly everyone I meet. Just gotta keep tryin'.

 

I heard tinder has theme songs now?? I kinda miss it, a tiny little bit. Just spending my free time flipping through a catalog of men.

 

Tinder should allow you to post gifs of yourself, along with the music. I certainly would be twerking in mine.

 

create an instagram, upload a video of yourself doing that as your only post, sync your instagram to your profile. Boom, matches on matches

 

i'd super like it

 

I'm sold on this.

 

Please post said gif here, as I'm very unlikely to find you on Tinder.

 

Tell us how you really feel.

 

Fuck all these shitty datings.

 

I like dates they're tasty

 

this would be my theme song

i'm not getting any matches tho??

 

I would love to see Larry do Tinder
"the swiping I don't get it", and he would get mad about how banal all the bios are

 

"'Take me on adventure?!' who wants to go on an adventure? What do they even mean by an adventure? What is an adventure? Is this a children's book??

You wanna know what's an adventure for me? Going to the grocery store. or you know what, really, anything that involves me going out of my house is an adventure. Anything that involves putting on pants. No thank you. I am not an adventure kind of guy"


*pauses for a moment while looking at the screen and sighs*

*swipes right*

 

Be the one guy who does and you will be quite marketable.

 

I always feel superficial or something for saying I don't like hiking or outdoorsy things in general. I'm lame af. I'm simple. Feed me from a restaurant that isn't intimidatingly fancy and it's good.

 

..........

 

I linked my Spotify to my Tinder and it automatically added Father Stretch My Hands to my profile. Can't complain I guess

 

If i ever had to go back on tinder (hope not), my song would be creed - arms wide open

 

Mine would be "I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain

 

Thanks Spotify for making me look like a pervert by displaying that specific NIN song

 

Last Caress also has um interesting lyrical content

 

Didn't know you could add songs to Tinder now. It's changed since I last deleted it.

 

I've never had tinder but this is making me want it lol

 

This is exactly how I feel. I swipe left 90% of the time because I don't want to go to the gym or go outside. Then I wonder why I'm single, haha.

 

Hah, yeah, I forgot. That one's probably much more suspect if anything.