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Absurdist Twitter • Page 587

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. David87 Jun 16, 2022
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    With metal in my bones and punk in my heart Supporter

     
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  3. xkaylinh Jun 16, 2022
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    Back at it again and better than ever
     
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  4. Zilla Jun 16, 2022
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  6. imthegrimace Jun 17, 2022
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  8. JoshIsMediocre Jun 17, 2022
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    follow up on that dog in the mirror
     
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  9. smowashere Jun 17, 2022
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  10. Serh Jun 17, 2022
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  12. xkaylinh Jun 17, 2022
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    This is such a vibe. Honestly, goals.
     
  13. Joel Gustafson Jun 18, 2022
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  15. the rural juror Jun 18, 2022
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    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  16. imthegrimace Jun 18, 2022
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    My dad for sure
     
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  17. JoshIsMediocre Jun 18, 2022
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    My dad calls every employee of Mexican restaurants amigo and I hate it
     
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  18. Zilla Jun 18, 2022
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    My dad talks to every waiter like they’re a life-long friend. Sometimes I think it cheers them up and sometimes they look like they want to disappear.
     
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  19. imthegrimace Jun 18, 2022
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    My dad’s go to is whenever the ask how it was he goes “terrible” and stares at them for a second and then starts to laugh. Ahh yes dad please give this over worked and under paid server a mini panic attack. Good one!
     
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  20. the rural juror Jun 19, 2022
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    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  24. smowashere Jun 20, 2022
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  28. xkaylinh Jun 21, 2022
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