Absurdist Twitter • Page 525

There was nothin else left lmao

 

holy cow this thread

 

They pegging out here lol

 

The one about cholesterol killed me

 

Fuck HOAs and that neighbor.

 

I have something to admit. I have no idea where the crate thing originated from.

 

I learned about it two days ago and consider it the 2021 version of planking.

 

I learned about it just now. I’ve never heard of it before 2 minutes ago lol

 

I followed the whole thing because I follow Snoop on IG who has posted about it minimum 5 times a day. Crime Faces also had some good ones.

 

One of the more truly deranged tweets of all time

 

I've watched every milk crate challenge I've come across lol

 

This is the only successful one I've seen so far:

 

I’d be much more inclined to try if I was wearing a padded suit haha

 

I know this guy's a pro, but my experience in a (fairly different type of) mascot suit indicates that the added protection is somewhat offset by the difference in weight distribution/balance. It makes the video seem a lot more impressive to me haha.

 

You didn’t see the one guy who not only kills it but rolls a blunt doing it? Top 5.