(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 81

There's this fun game you can play where if your GF's phone rings and she answers it, you go down on her and she has to try to be quiet.

I don't know if that's an actual game, but I made it up and it's fun.

 

Everyone should send the person they're bangin' a workday sext, it is Friday after all.

 

What a beautiful idea.

 

I'm terrible at sexting/dirty talk.

 

My phone won't send messages to itself

 

Me: Hey
Her: What's up, boo?
Me: I just gotta tell you something.
Her: ?
Me: I think you're smart as fuck, shawty.
Her: Thanks.
Me: Them brains just penetrate mine and sparks fly.
Her: So...I'm penetrating you?
Me: mhm. All up in my brain.
Her: I'm blocking you.
Me: Fair enough.

 

You say shawty? I thought that word was extinct haha

 

Even in Georgia? Then it must be

 

The times may have moved on, but I'm a new jack swing type dude until the day I day.*

*Conversation may have been manufactured for comedic purposes. I am alone. No one to sext, but I don't sext, so it doesn't fucking matter.

 

Same

 

Kindred spirits

 

It has to happen in the moment, after which it is forgotten and never spoken of again until the next time sexual contact occurs.

 

I had a very relaxing year when I dated this one guy. He wanted to be slapped across the face and it was very therapeutic. I took all my bad moods out on him.

 

A midday sext is key. Gets things going before you even see each other and you both give each other a cute smile when you finally meet up. It helps to build a sturdy house before you fuck in it.

 

What are the key components to a successful, consensual sext?

 

The obvious is a level of respect and safety has to be there.

As far as wording: I like to tell a girl what I want to do to her. "I can't wait to...." "After dinner, how would you it if I..." "I can't stop thinking about...."

 

So, I can just plug in Jodeci lyrics, then.

 

Honestly, be gentle and caring, which shouldn't be an issue. Slowly leading to 'How would you feel if...", or even ask and be blunt, "Can we talk about sex?". Love and sex is respect, and a mutual enjoyment of your activities. My wife isn't too big on sexting which is okay, but she enjoys talking dirty. It varies person to person, but always try it once as a couple, even if it's playful and not serious. One time she asked me to slap her... Just couldn't do it, and honestly don't think I ever could.



Also...I know I may be a piece of shit for my previous comments, and made some people uncomfortable, I had been taking medications that had began to really fuck with me in more than one way, but sadly had to take this due to an autoimmune disease I am dealing with (no it's not AIDS or HIV, it's called Goodpasture's Syndrome, where essentially my kidneys are shutting down). I can also understand my comments seemed almost violent, and very disgusting towards certain 'types' of women. Just want to point out that is not the case, I am a very easy-going peaceful person, who has enjoyed sexual encounters with women of all types, races, and builds. I love people, and love reactions from people, though that seriously made me feel sick when I read what I had said. I will not comment further, but I am sorry I was such a dick.

 

Commitment

 

This summer was an interesting one for me. On one hand, I was woefully single and not getting it in regularly. On the other hand, I had my first threesome on a trip to Montreal with a cute female friend so. Taking the good with the bad.

 

been getting random texts saying "daddy" from some girl i hooked up with a while ago. um.

 

Guys it's time to give Grant a babyshower.

 

we have not hooked up in MONTHS! totally out of the blue. but whatevz i might roll with it.