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Absurdist Twitter • Page 445

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. -deleted- Sep 14, 2020
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    Last tweet is amazing for me in that I JUST watched The Mummy Returns two days ago for the first time in a while. We laughed out loud at that scene, amongst other ones like the terrible CGI for the Scorpion King and just about everything else.
     
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  2. DandonTRJ Sep 14, 2020
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    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter



     
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  3. neo506 Sep 14, 2020
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    2001-2022 Prestigious

     
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  4. Cameron Sep 14, 2020
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    Holy shit the Apple screen time one got me
     
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    Bark Ranger!!!!!! :heart:
     
  9. chewbacca110 Sep 14, 2020
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"



    Not exactly absurd, but man did I laugh at this a lot:
     
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  12. Garrett Sep 15, 2020
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"







     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen Sep 15, 2020
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  16. chewbacca110 Sep 15, 2020
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"

    Spanish one got me good.
     
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  17. Joel Gustafson Sep 15, 2020
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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    That Narnia to Stephen King one was written just for me.
     
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  19. Joel Gustafson Sep 16, 2020
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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    I think the Paramore thing would work on me if I was in a coma as well.
     
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  21. mad Sep 16, 2020
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    I was right. Prestigious

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    Shower one is definitely me
     
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    I’d love to watch Alex Jones vs Tucker Carlson on Celebrity Deathmatch with the match being one of those that ends with both contestants dying. Preferably by John Oliver’s hand.
     
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  27. Cameron Sep 17, 2020
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    Holy never seen his show he seems unhinged as hell.
     
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  28. imthegrimace Sep 17, 2020
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    that's pretty tame for him honestly
     
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