Farmers’ A1manac • Page 279

gtfo of my head. i was just going to post the flames bc this bud is fire

 

anyway

 

Oh no what’s happened

 

So full. For ONCE the school lunch I got served was absolutely banging. Hot damn am I full. Roll me out of here

 

what was it?

 

Like this healthy pumpkin soup with pork, a shit ton of potatoes and onions and green beans (love healthy soups - never had pumpkin before but this was ace), then a ham steak thing which was great despite looking...like a bland slab of meat...and thennnnn a mountain of rice, finishing with a sexy ice-cold grape jelly. It doesn’t sound like much because it’s literally just a Japanese school lunch, but considering I usually get served fish with their eyes all bubbled up, bearing huge teeth and riddled with bones...this was damn good.

There was a tuna salad too but I didn’t eat that because tuna tastes and smells disgusting and I’m not a mad man

 

cant you just bring your own lunch?

 

Yeah but you have to cook and bring healthy meals otherwise students will apparently be encouraged to eat bad. I don’t have time in the morning to cook spaghetti and that. I barely manage to get myself up, then I have to pry my gf out of bed.

I brought my own last year but got sick to shit of cycling the same three (let’s be real - two) ‘meals’ because I can’t cook well and don’t have the time or motivation to anyway

 

Lol incredible

 

Oh good, my cousin is now engaged to the guy with the ok symbol in his fb cover photo

 

I mean, is he using that symbol to promote white power or is he using it for its actual intended purpose? This whole ‘reclamation’ of that symbol is bonkers to me.

 

welp, time to pretend she doesnt exist

 

Mr Big Christian who said he'd reach out, etc, did not in fact reach out, except to say congrats to the couple

 

There is no mistaking this context

 

Well fuck. There’s a wedding you don’t want an invite to

 

Also I look forward to being labeled the jerk/asshole/oversensitive/rude one by my extended family here

 

can Bob's camp file some type of copyright suit on that picutre?

 

Time for me to beg for some follows, fam. At least those who haven’t before, I those who have!

 

I'm around kinda! Been a long time, how have you been?

 

I slapped that follow button

 

My man

 

Bro