Farmers’ A1manac • Page 276

idfk 3/4 of the people yall talk about

 

That’s because everyone abandoned us or they are a distant memory and we are bad at letting people go

 

i didn't just mean posters lolol

 

I’ve been gone for like 2 years...I feel super out of the loop rn. Not upset about it.

 

Oh lmao

well it’s not our fault you live under a rock
We love u anyway

 

like what even are vidyagames

 

@aliens exist post up the Mile J screen caps lol

 

10:30 est is quickly approaching. Time to rip shots of A1.

 

Btw gotta chase it with ketchup.

 

Maybe karma does exist bc my phone autocorrects shit to NF so. fucking. much.

 

I was JUST about to formally introduce myself. Then I read this.

 

can i get a glossary for future reference?

 

mike j created a fake account called tina holstrom for the sole purpose of defending/praising himself whenever people got mad at him. he nuked "tina's" account after i made the discovery, but i was able to quote some of the posts he made from the account before he deleted them lmao:

honestly these might be some of the funniest posts in the history of chours dot fm tbh

 

Continue! Please! I’m Chris...I started out strong with the og A1 crew in 2016...then one baby and a new career limited my online presence, but I’m back!

 

Wow well I was around then but I guess I just don’t remember it or didn’t see it?

 

"Stop shading Mike J." is my favourite

edit: actually on second thought it has to be "I never doubted your church network, Mike! So excited!"

 

Girl where is the best place to message you lol here or social media

lmaoo ilysm king

 

here so i don't have to have another site open

 

this was so heteronormative and idk why lmao I guess I’m still new at talking about it so my language hasn’t caught up

now taking applications for a new chorus SPOUSE hmu

And by hmu I mean publicly propose to me

serious inquiries only

 

THANK YOU, i felt unwanted before

 

also pretty sure he was spouting some alt right talking points.

and telling everyone he was in a successful band that he couldn’t tell anybody which band it was.

lmao

 

I feel like people only know what I mean if they were around when my beloved @CoffeeEyes17 was
We were goals tbh

but he abandoned me and I deserve a new one!!!

 

Yeah lmao I was like that’s even leaving out the fact that it was all so funny bc he posted RIDICULOUS shit

 

@CoffeeEyes17 you are missed

 

So rude of him to leave you