Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 11

Silverware dishwasher goals: the caddy with the slots on top so there's no spooning, and you have no choice but to do forks and spoons up, and knives down

 

still not having my stimulus check

 

low mumbling voices through the wall. who the hell are you talking to for hours?

oh man, still nothing? i was finally able to enter bank info today

 

yeah

 

when the effort you spent in making yourself food or drinks or whatever wasn't really worth it once you have it

 

When a favorite song comes on and you can't listen to it because you have to get out of the car since you're already late.

 

when you're paying for your stuff at the grocery store and the cashier or bagger makes a little comment about pretty much everything you bought and you have to make small talk about Uncrustables with a stranger

 

When somebody uses the microwave before you, and they stop it with 1 second left but don't press clear, so now I've got to press clear for you before I can put my time in.

And because it's isolation I accidentally just did it to myself.

 

Yeah I hate being unfriendly but I'm the same way. Every now and then you hear something interesting about what you're buying but usually no.

 

When all the clocks somehow display completely different times.

 

The concept of an open-faced sandwich. Just be called something else damnit you’re not a sandwich

 

what about hot dogs

 

For real. Give me the top! You're just tryna use 50% less bread you cheap f***s

 

or 100% more filling

 

You don't know how hungry i'd be

 

with more sandwich and less bread? sure I do

 

Maybe the extra slice of bread is 'zactly what i'll be needing to satiate this beast of a hunger I have

 

if you want to fill up on carbs so you can crash later, sure. Go ahead.

 

Fine, I need to sleep anyway! My dumbass smoke alarm wouldn't let me!

 

if you open a regular sandwich up in half do you then have 2 open-faced sandwiches?

 

yes, culinary mathematics

 

Is pizza an open-faced sandwich?

 

Leave pizza out of this