(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 56

That's what I've heard, which makes me not stoked to try it.

 

god no

 

I think 2 weeks is enough time spent to fall in love and make it official. @stillbrazy JKJKJKJK

 

Traditional shower sex is the worst. A large percentage of the appeal of sex is that it's hot and wet, and doing it in the shower reduces that sensation considerably. Now, if the water's off... I mean, the tub is good for watersports and everything... Or if it's on, there's other stuff you can do besides, you know, the usual...

 

Did y'all do anything freaky? Or is it regular sex? Sorry for being so nosey but inquiring minds need all details STAT... @stillbrazy

 

Keep in mind before this it had been 4 years. Need to learn to walk again before I go skydiving if you catch my drift

 

We are extremely in love tbh it's wild

 

the girl person I'm talking to said it's gonna be a while. I didn't ask why, but

 

How does one have sex whilst in water? I would not be able to function.

 

I enjoyed shower sex back when I was having sex all the time and needed variety

Definitely not the preferred method but people generally look sexy when wet

 

This is definitely true

 

in my limited experience it is definitely extremely true

 

My mind just went there.

The hardest shower sexcapade I've ever had was on my senior cruise. We had bunkbeds and you could barely turn a complete circle in there. A friend and I had always said we'd have sex with each other before high school was over. The shower was a little bit smaller than a bathroom stall. He was 6'5 and I am 5'4. It's was too much effort to not get a concussion in there. It was terrible.

 

sensation aside I'm tall so I would have to pick the person up and while that looks hot in movies it's way too much work. also I'm very weak lol.

 

yeah, it's so so so much more awkward than it seems like it should be.

 

It is a rewarding challenge though. You feel double good about yourself because, hey, you had sex and you got a nice workout

 

Me and my ex tried shower sex once and it def didn't work but we couldn't wait so we got out of the shower (left it running) and just had sex on the bathroom floor instead lol.

 

It took three positions to find the one that worked

 

Everyone wants me to have sex in this bachelor party trip to Puerto Rico. I mean yeah I'd like that but omg the pressure.

 

@stillbrazy Here's my UI. All condensed into semi-neat bars (trust me the organization makes sense to me) and all buttons visible.

 

Sup, magic sex thread participants?

Update: deleted tinder after a couple days cause it just felt weird to use and also I wasn't getting any matches (shocker).
Then depression caused me to isolate myself for a couple weeks and I didn't talk to anybody or really even check any social media sites which has been good for me in exactly zero ways but I do it anyway because apparently I'm an idiot. Guess I'm trying to undo that isolation now.
Also still no sex to speak of. Or, like, even basic human interaction on any meaningful level.

Also I have no idea what I'm looking at in the post above mine but for heaven's sake, put a NSFW tag on that thing. Some of us have morals in this thread.

 

the complaints about height difference in shower sex don't really bear out in my experience. 6'4 and i've never been with anyone taller than 5'8 and a) picking people up is easy and fun! b) never had any kind of issue in any shower

 

Shower sex is overrated.

 

Pretty sleek

 

Mixed on shower sex. It's fun every once in a while tho but 90% of the time shower sex just consist of me giving a bj to the guy in the shower