DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 583

Only 25 cents?! What a steal

 

They're playing Troye Sivan in Buc-ee's this is huge

 

Yeah I think Cedric married an ex-member. TW She was sexually assualted by Danny Masterson (another member) and the church tried to silence her claims reportedly

Either or

 

I recognize like two of these words

 

I’d slam a few beers with Leah Remini.

 

Playing and huge?

 

exactly

 

I was watching a 60 minutes episode recently about David Miscavige’s wife and how she hasn’t been seen in like 13 years or some shit

 

shit's crazy, I went down a youtube wormhole one night of people like videotaping their compounds from the road/drone shots. lots of creepy shit going on

 

It’s so strange to me that they still get new/young celebrities to join. Like, I wonder how many of these people believe the sci-fi nonsense and how many are just in it for the status/power or whatever they gain from it

 

this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ***, Larry

 

classic scene

 

Just signed the paperwork I am a car owner again

 

I’m watching queer eye because it rules

 

Hell yeah

 

what tips do you think they'd have for you ckj

 

fix my everything

 

First of all how y’all talking Scientology without me!

Secondly, I just got a notification from my school for a White House internship and i was reading the requirements like oh this could be cool then get to the line “applicants will be selected based on their blah blah, blah, and their commitment to the trump administration”
And then I vomited into my mouth and yeeted my computer into the sun

 

...what if we send you in as a mole to bring it down from the inside

 

what the fuck is this and who the fuck are you

 

I won’t even lie and it’s worth the watch list to say, for a single moment I definitely had the idea of taking it to try and murder the prez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edited for the fbi: it was a MOMENT okay

 

where's that narc ian when you need him

 

I'm jealous I wanna go to Buc-ees

 

I only bought a soda and it wasn't even for me smh