DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 582

There's also a yearly penis festival in Caldas De Rainha, Portugal.


/Shinfo

 

Every now and then at my new apartment we get Scientology mail addressed to I would assume a former tenant, this is insanely creepy every time

 

I used to get mail from a former tenant named Aaron Gillespie and I laughed every time.

 

"ideal org"
"Surprise location"
"Special guest speaker"

 

You better go

 

@Colby Searcy is this your phone case?

 

I will not

 

that phone case looks toast you should get a new one thanks

 

"see ya later, Tom Cruise"

 

people always hate on the last season of The Office but I love it

the last three episodes always get me

 

You should go @K0ta I've heard they are pretty chill in general

 

Time cruise isncool bro0

 

if u could hang with one 'tologist for the day who would it be and why

 

Illuminati confirmed

 

So many goddamn idiots now that we have reserved seating :( all the people that get mad about the change are coincidentally the same people that can’t read a fucking seat map

Some dude was talking about how it’s stupid and how he wants to complain to a manager to change it like lmao sure we’ll revert because some 60 year old dude can’t get with the times

 

damn millennials ruining movie theaters because they don’t want to wait 30 minutes just to get s good seat.

 

who in the fuck asked for this shit. it looks like something @Your Milkshake found in one of his internet fever dream deep dives

 

Movie theaters low key suck in general now unless you go at a time where you know for a fact it's going to be a ghost town.

 

@supernovagirl check out my new slap bracelet I got out of a quarter machine!!!

 

I looked up a list and was shocked to find among former members Cedric from at the drive in, Neil gaiman, and William S Burroughs that's??? bananas

 

Can they be former or have to be current ?

 

not enough cheeto powder