2016 NBA Playoffs Thread [ARCHIVED] Basketball • Page 356

Shit.

I am not as smart or funny as I think I am! I'm only as clever as a really bad movie I didn't see it seems.

*cryingjordanmyself*

 

retire at age 31/32? not a chance

 

Adele's assistant doesn't let her tweet when she starts drinking, haha.

 

I wouldn't be shocked if Lebron retired earlier than people expect, but I would be jaw-on-floor surprised if it was after this season, no matter the outcome Sunday.

 

honestly win or lose he's the best player of all time for me

 

My wife is pissed GS lost. She's not a fan of either team. She's just such a non-fan of basketball that she couldn't stand for a game 7 to be on in our living room this Sunday.

 

What did the deleted tweet say? Late to the party.

 

Calvin Johnson.

 

I can't ever hate Klay because of that mistake he made on reading the stats during a presser in the last series. That shit still makes me laugh when I think of it.

Oh and Kerr is a classic Bulls player of the Jordan era, a notorious asshole.

 

oh my god, Ayesha's latest tweet.

"Police racial profiled my father and told him to remove credentials and tried to arrest him. It's been a long night for me. I apologize:"

 

I know of a few musicians we should make this mandatory for.

 

I think LeBron retires when he has either surpassed, or has no shot at catching Jordan's ring count.

 

Whoooa to that tweet

 

That's kinda amazing.

 

I think he'll look at some of the scoring records and things like that too.

 

Sager is amazing.

 

I mean - that's a completely different thing - Megatron was on a shitty team for years in a sport that can actually kill your body

 

Lebron is gonna retire just like Jordan retired for the purpose of Space Jam's plot.

 

essentially that the NBA is rigged because her husband threw a temper tantrum on his sixth foul and got ejected for throwing his mouth guard in the crowd.

 

Hehe. It's conspiracy theory night here in the NBA.

 

Yeesh.
Sometimes I think people just shouldn't use Twitter. I don't know her at all obviously and don't follow Twitter drama, but sometimes people need to know when to keep things to themselves rather than venting on social media.

 

it is different, but we're seeing people retire younger and younger (at least from football) and Bron has a family and has been doing this for 12(?)+ years. ending with a title for Cleveland? no better way to go out.

 

he's gonna go out on top and enjoy a bunch of budweisers