Absurdist Twitter • Page 251

VaboRub.
not VaborRub.
Well, I'll be damned

 

Shut your sound!

I’m dying

 

so many people are in the comments defending this

 

Lmaooooo. It’s so funny people like “maybe they just moved in and haven’t got the money to furnish it yet” It’s like....then that doesn’t fulfill the criteria of the caption now does it Jacob???

 

@Mr. Serotonin was commenting?

 

I knew I shoulda picked a white boy name that wasn’t attached to any posters haha

But what names would be left

 

Nebuchadnezzar

 

That headline writer knew exactly what they were doing.

 

I lived like that for like six months but to be fair I was also in a massive depression and made my surroundings as undesirable as I felt as a human lol

 

Sad MGTOW Apartments

 

the last tik tok post was like 50 posts ago but i want to say that chinese people fucking own on that app

 

Holy shit Victreebel

 

That Pitbull song being real is INSANE

 

Hasn’t there already been two covers of Africa released recently?

 

Weezer made one that sounded exactly like the original which seems pointless. I’d much rather listen to how Pitbull envisions it