(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1220

not the angler i thought you'd take

 

i deleted the apps feels good man

 

Wow, I log back on to this salty surprise.

 

You haven't been using my line have you

 

You gave Sloane a salty surprise

 

log off

 

"There will be so much ketchup and marinara sauce on the bed you'll think it's that time of the month "?

 

I'm calling it, 2019 gonna have a lot babies.

 

This is true.

 

not with a username like that

 

Your mom would know.

 

I've been using original content, Dan. I drunkenly tried yours and was met with an ".......okay"

lol

 

dammit sonia

 

When they say okay you gotta say, "I wanna make it us against the world baby"

 

Jesus Christ

 

no dan it failed me once and now it's retired

 

somethin you wanna say??????

 

Well that's a good attitude to have towards life.

 

expecting more from me was your first mistake

 

Sinner AND deviant

 

I'm a child I'm a mother

 

I think I've given up on the idea of dating apps. The conversations never go anywhere.

 

They don't until they do Henry



They don't until they do.

 

Chew on that

 

For a little bit