(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1211

I've posted this before but seriously, please watch this is you havent seen it before.

 

this is the scariest thread on this whole site

 

I just want to talk about my love for gummy bears

What's so wrong about that

 

There’s a sex thread for that

 

Try it out n get gummed down boi

 

sour patch kids are good too

 

sour patch kids are garbage

This is a gummy bear thread only

 

gummy worms are better than gummy bears.

 

No way to know for sure

 

Well, there is one way...

 

I used to love gummy bears and the candy stores that had tons of different flavors. But as I get older and more boring, candy has so much sugar I've been finding myself eating it less. I just had a bowl of strawberries with a little whipped cream and my body is like woooah Kiana slow down.

 

Assuming we're talking actual candy and not the whataburger nonsense that took me months to figure out was innuendo

 

I think they actually mean gummy bears this time. If not, I've been on the wrong side of that joke for at least a year...

 

Where there's a will, there's a way.

 

not really

 

I don't mess around when it comes to gummy bears.

 

Flying to Detroit tonight to hang out with the gfs family for the weekend, if u don’t hear from me I have become target practice for her dad at the shooting range

 

Y’all are wild and men are still out here disappointing me
Just for fun here’s another fun glimpse into what online dating is like (for a woman/in Florida/ etc)

At this point I find it simply impossible that there is someone out there for me that doesn’t suck.

 

90% match tho

 

It’s hard to find an honest guy these days I’m calling this a win~

 

Really though idk how these ppl live with themselves even the thought of cheating makes me naseuous from the guilt Id feel

 

Lol like I honestly thought his gf got his phone or something and sent that but the next message made me think otherwise. I truly don’t know the purpose of speaking so frankly like that. Like, surely that can’t work for you??

 

I was having a conversation with my girlfriend the other day about sex robots. we both conceded that if given the chance to try it out (like you just got one for free or something) we probably would cuz why not. I said sure you'd probably try it once but imagine the following: It's hooked up to the cloud, it knows all your porn preferences and browsing habits, it can tailor itself specifically to you - watch it be the best sex you've ever had and then you find yourself in a real moral quandary, the forbidden fruit - you end up on some reality tv show about ppl addicted to sex robots. They keep getting better and people all over start replacing actual sex with sex robots, birth rates plummet, it becomes a national crisis. Robots don't take over by killing us, they fuck us into extinction.

Expect the novel on this soon.

 

Don't @ me netflix.

 

You left him on read since April? Cold

But seriously thats just shitty (him, not you)