General Forum Chat Thread (III) • Page 205

Slow Motion - Juvenile ft Soulja Slim

 

that's a hit right there

I can still remember the chorus to it

 

I go on vacation in two weeks and I am being super lazy about organizing everything and I suck so much.

All I know for sure is I want to go to Dodgers game and all the outlets for them sweet deals.

 

I still couldn't find a damn dresser so I gave up and ordered one online. It's not 100% what I wanted, but the ones I loved everyone said were a real pain to assemble and since I'm doing it by myself I said screw that lol Hopefully this one is easier.

 

my uncle yelled at my grandma

wheni was little me my grandma an duncle were discussing nascar and other forms of racing like sprint cars, indy , formula 1



my randma said its not fair nascar got more coverage



anyway the discussion went on then my uncle went downstairs



my grandma got up and sia d"TIM"



he yelled up very loudly "I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW"



she then said "I didnt want to talk about racing, i wanna know what beans you want!"

 

my dad thinks he is fred flinstone

I wa working with my dad putting up windows.

he grabbed one and as he picked it up he went YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

The fuck

 

THE GOAT IS BACK

 

can't believe he is back

 

I remember I used to say I Like It just sounds like a weird song with artists I never expected to collab.

I am now in love with the song and I can't stop listening to it.

 

@CobraKidJon get me a job at Trader Joe’s please

 

I AM SPROUTS

 

SAME THING

GET ME A JOB THERE

 

I can do nothing about trader joes DIFFERENT COMPANY

 

I meant get me a job at Sprouts haha

 

my connects are all around the bay area

 

This sounds like a sitcom sponsored by Sprouts waiting to happen

 

my uncle had a staple in his pizza

many years ago

he ordered one and a staple was in it

he asked me if i put it there and i said no whywould i

he called dominos and sai d"hell i dont wanna cause an issue but theres a staple in my pizza!"


they brought him two new ones and breadsticks


he said "hell i aint tyring to be annoying but i couldve choked!"

 

dad asked if i would be ok

went to a party drank 3 beers in 8 hours and my dad was worried about me driving home

i said yes ill eb fine

he texted me are you ok did you get home

yes

 

Are you ok tho

 

my uncle came over to see if there was a rake he coud borrow



he looked and looked for 10 minutes and didnt find out



then he came out and said "can i borrow a 6 pack of beer forom your mom? ill pay her back. hell im out of beer" then he laughed

 

list of things i have found at my uncles in the last 2 years



eyedrops that expired in 1997



roach powder from 1995



5 year old popcord



grey poupon from 2002



3 month old hamburger



2 monh old lunch meat



mayo from 8 months expired



a small 50 cent bag of lays from 2013



vitamins from 2001



a receipt from wal mart from 2005



tobassco that expired in 2011

 

Y'all today is so good I'm waiting for some bad shit to happen bc I am not used to thisssss!! Got my dresser put together and everything put away and it looks sooo nice. And then since I was putting my jeans away I decided to try on my "LOL no way will I ever fit back into these but let's keep them just in case" jeans......THEY FIT PERFECT. Just dancing through my whole house weeping everywhere. I've been working sooo damn hard and it feels so good to actually see results!! Now too bad it's summer so I can't wear them for months but that just motivates me to keep up the work!

 

I am starting to get into vacation mode and I am like noooo just a bit longer self.