Drunk Thread v1 • Page 24

I made a dress out of caution tape for an(A)nything (B)ut (C)lothes Party and I won best dressed. It was pretty epic but it was hard to use the restroom.

 

I thought once upon a time that I might be here tonight but it was not meant to be. Probably for the better.

 

The work week from hell just ended. Time to drink!

 

Plans got cancelled on me (what a surprise). Drinking at alone at home is a ok with me though

 

i am taking a lot of vodka shots atm

 

I will be among you shortly

 

Bienvenidos

 

hola

 

For drunken amusement

 

Welp, looks like I'm drinking tonight.

 

Looks like I'm drinking tonight. Forgot it was my friends birthday and I told him I'd go to the bar after practice. What a way to kick off the week.

 

I'm expecting to be here tonight

 

I'm accidentally here on a Monday, oops

 

I SOENT SO MICH IN SHOTS WHAT AM I DOING WIYH MY LIFE

 

Having more fun than me right now that's fo damn sure

 

I went out for my friends birthday, planning on just being there for like 2 hours. One of my jackass friends got me a "sake bomb" but really it was just 8oz of straight sake. I hadn't had dinner. I don't remember the rest of the night.

I asked my roommate if I was loud when I got home, and she said I was yelling in the front yard. Apparently I dove in front of a parked car when this girl dropped me off and I tried to say she hit me. Then I started yelling like a little girl.

Anyway, I feel suppperrrrr bad about waking up my roommates and possibly all of my neighbors on a Monday.

 

I've been drunk every night since Thursday and my body is slowly turning into a bottle of shitty beer.

 

I guess I'm only here on nights where no one else is.

 

Sixpoint's Puff is dangerous

 

I was supposed to go to a friend's show tonight. Decided I was grumpy and tired so I picked up some cider and went home after work with the intention of drinking only one can (16 oz). Hello, I am 3 cans deep and I am a light weight.

 

Am I just drunk or does that little girl say "Ainsley I'm gonna get you?"

 

Just teared up seeing Joe Thornton (my favorite player growing up) make his first Cup Final.

EDIT: Gin and coconut water is a surprisingly good mix.

 

I think she does haha