New Girl (FOX) TV Show • Page 20

Three freakin tadpoles

 

Lady body

 

have you not seen Star Wars robots are often helpful and delightful
hippy dippy mishegoss
the kids wear uniforms and not to sound weird but they look hot, yeah that sounds weird
she likes local news bloopers so much, they're blowing their big shot
you drove 8 hours to visit me in college to ask me if I've seen A Bug's Life the weekend before finals
is that kid reading Jonathan Franzen
a generous gift from a family that's too powerful to name, it's Tate Donovan
the doctor said that Benjamin will have a permanent smile like The Joker

 

Yeah Winston googling "lady body" was the funniest part of the episode for me

 

I have no idea what Ford and 4D mean, haha

 

4D spoken phonetically is Ford. Sorry, probably should have explained what I meant up there haha. 3 whiskey Trevor got too excited about finding potential easter eggs

 

I'm detective Bottoms

 

Too much pressure. He's just a kid Denise! The whole system is corrupt! Meow!!!

 

Came here to say that

 

"You are a procrastinator."
"Said the promasturbator!"

 

Ruth is perfect and winston is still mvp. I really hope we get one more episode where the whole gang is stuck together in tight quarters ala spiderhunt / background check

 

Ruth is definitely a highlight right now. And I'd be surprised if we didn't get one more True American episode

 

Just watched the first episode of the new season. Felt less like a season premier and more like a reunion special but I enjoyed it. Lots of great one liners as you all demonstrate haha

 

Ruth gon do what Ruth gon do

 

Zooey calling Tig extremely talented is killing me

 

Coach!!

 

FURGUSON NO

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

“You looked better a little chunky”


SOMEONE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED HE GOT HOT

 

mad world a capella lmao

 

who is jim and why did coach own him

 

JESS HOW COULD YOU

 

a year ago i killed a complicated and beautiful cat named ferguson

SHE'S NOT A BAD PERSON SHE JUST DID A BAD THING

 

Sam Richardson and Winston being friends is perfect
Paul Blop Mall Cop
it was a restaurant Coach's Jim it was a Ruth's Chris situation
there was a glitter sale at CraftWork the craft store not the German band from the 80s
she said he's with the cat from Sabrina The Teenage Witch and I know that cat's a puppet
coroner said nothing about glitter, did you say coroner
elephants are basically pigs
this is all so Shyamalanian

 

Can I marry Winston?