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Absurdist Twitter • Page 19

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. junkmanserenade

    Where are your friends tonight?



    This tweet is too much for me to handle on a Monday.
     
  2. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    I think about that tweet every day
     
  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

     
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  4. Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.





     
  5. Speaking of Wardell, anyone else been enjoying following along with the adventures of SexJ in LA?
     
  6. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    Not sure if this one's been posted but I saw it yesterday and it made me laugh pretty hard

     
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  7. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

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  8. Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious

    this one gave me the willies lol
     
  9. I'm a sucker for a tweet that ends abruptly at the 140 limit
     
  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

     
  11. junkmanserenade

    Where are your friends tonight?

  12. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    Ugh the person who made this originally ended up putting his account on private and cleaning out all his tweets so it's gone now but this is one of my favorites even if it is always possible that it's fake: (the premise is this person texted a wrong number)
     

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  13. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Haha "error, bud"
     
  14. KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious



     
  15. junkmanserenade

    Where are your friends tonight?

    That "air bud" drop at the end is just perfect.
     
  16. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    dril is truly the greatest
     
  17. KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

    Sometimes I just search "dril [insert any word]" and go nuts.
     
  18. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    Do y'all think Dril is one person or many?
     
  19. They're all of us.
     
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  20. Nathan

    Always do the right thing. Supporter









     
  21. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    Yes
     
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  22. Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

    I lost it to this thread the other day.
     
  23. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  24. Matthew

    Regular

     
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  25. Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.