sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1224

Everyone needs to venmo @Larry David and he will give the money to @ChaseTx. Larry is Chorus's resident middle man.

 

Oh I was actually thinking it would be perfect if @ChaseTx had a Friday the 13th film tattoo lol

 

I should get this tattoo

 

at the time, very, via bowl, bong, and multiple joints

was a good night

this is cute is it a Snapchat filter?

 

What does that make you?

 

-Dr. Mr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire, Detective, Chandler, Chief Editor, Father Figure

 

But none of these relate to this...


It's like you being a bookie or something.

 

trust him hes an RS tho

 

That was the plan originally

 

Couple of women chatting at the bar a few seats down from me: “I feel so old. Like I think I’m a cougar. I’m 29 now.”


If she’s a cougar im fucking extinct.

 

Wait a few minutes and then go ask her what school she goes to.

 

Do it!

Look at this one lol

 

like shooting fish in a barrel

 

Fuck off tonin

 

It’s pretty frowned upon to hit on customers at a bar I sell beer too, especially while on the clock.

 

But that’s a good ass line that I wouldn’t have ever thought of.

 

I didn't say to hit on her you sick fuck.


but for real, I didn't know you were currently working.

 

i think you meant

 

Haha no problem. I am keeping that line in my repertoire now

 

I don't get it

 

Photo Lab App on my phone.

 

Get what?

 

Get Lucky

 

The daft punk song

 

Live look at my vacation