(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 878

But, to be less of a shitheap, sorry you're having a bad time dude.

 

@dylan what are your rules about zoos?

 

he would like to get a similar situation going to observe humans

 

What kind of piece of shit zoo are you going to where there's sharks? Does your zoo also have goldfish?

 

Wait do you have a new boo?

 

Kansas City Zoo was really fucking good tbf

 

Cut to me in a cage using a Droid

 

I think zoos usually do have a small aquarium where there might be a few sharks, but yeah not where I would go to see them

 

Define "new'

 

Meet the new boo same as the old boo

 

Well last I knew a few weeks ago he was single and not ready to mingle

 

Colby to the rescue!

Also Omaha zoo is the best in the world.

 

I've never been to a zoo or an ocean where there weren't sharks.

 

*extremely dylan voice* i really like the octopus exhibit at my local zoo!

 

It's surreal just how good the movie still is.

 

I forgot alot of the jokes since I hadn't seen it in like 10 years. Completely forgot about the diner scene lol

 

an ex-boo that i never really got over and reached back out to at the perfect moment. taking things very slow but that’s exactly what both of our damaged asses need lol

 

Is she an ass man too?

 

hope not, im a bit of a Hank Hill lol

 

Ahh, you're a cartoon.

 

dammit Bobby!

 

Yes Shrek

 

Whut the hale Michigan don't got any of dem walkin landsharks!?

 

Zoos depress me

Edit: that’s not some dog joke or anything, they actually make me sad

 

It's huge