(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 874

i am happy to report that i am still absolutely crushing it

 

I think the perfect relationship is seeing each other once a week for 2-4 hours and talking for no more than 30 minutes a day for a max of 3 days a week (so talking for a total of 4 days a week, 3 + the 1 hang out day)

But even this seems like a lot when I type it out

 

Her views on patriarchy and gender roles and institutional white supremacy and numerous other adjacent things make me very happy

 

i did a long distance relationship for 2 out of 5 years and it was the healthiest relationship ive ever been in and still think the world of/am casual friends with the girl. def not for everyone but missing your significant other is an important thing that too many relationships never really allow to happen

 

Ideally I'd see someone about 1-2x a week. I guess if u rly like someone you'd wanna see them more. Maybe that's a sign I never really like anyone? Idk. I don't mind how often we text or anything as long as we have something to say and aren't talking just to talk idk. My ex wanted to hang out all the time and I sacrificed family and friend time to do so, so I think i am overly cautious about it. I don't want a partner to take over my life to the point where I'm too busy to hang out with other ppl I care about and I value my free time

 

i used to be very very clingy and a “#niceguy” and man do i want to go back in time and beat the shit out of me

 

*NYTimes Headline Tomorrow*

BREAKING: Mueller Indicts Sh*tpost Enthusiast @iCarly Rae Jepsen

 

he was granted immunity after he told the feds about this guy in Houston who puts American Cheese in apple pie

 

I'm all in for long distance relationships

having space is nice

 

There needs to be a dating app for radical leftists

 

that reminds me of this awesome shirt

 

OMG AND CALL IT HAMMER MEETS SICKLE. IM A FUCKING GENIUS. TRADEMARKED.

 

no you're not

 

WHAT THE FUCK.

Someone does this?

I don't even want to know. Pisses me off just thinking about it. No amount of "explanation" could ever make it right.

 

I'm a "person who wants to eschew the restrictive gender binary" looking for " someone else who eschews the restrictive gender binary"

 

@Colby Searcy

 

the same person was just yesterday talking about eating a microwaved hot dog, american cheese and mayo sandwich. on white bread.

 

and yet the colbster is somehow married with children. what are we all doing wrong??

 

I kinda want to go back to dating apps

aka I'm the worst

 

this is my "george costanza does the opposite of what he thinks is right to achieve success" realization

 

Colby is a treasure

 

Reasons Colby Is In A Relationship Despite All His Quirks

are we crossing a line?

 

he knows we love him and it's all in good fun

 

there's no way we're the ones crossing the line. you've read his culinary habits