Absurdist Twitter • Page 14

Transformers one got me oh goodness.

 

I'm about 100% sure it's a thing that really happened too

 

We have such a love/hate relationship. I love him because he is hilarious beyond belief and hate him because he thinks of things so effortlessly that would take me ages to come up with and he is also the cause of 90% of my hangovers.

 

Haha

 

He also uses Toad in Mario Kart which is sacrilege

 

Yoshi all day!

 

I usually use either Yoshi or Wario

This needs to be a poll

 

Normally go with Bowser cuz I'm a baddy.

 

Fire up the machine!!

 

speaking of Mario Kart

 

I'm a DK boy

 

Waluigi all the way

 

oh hell yes.

 

This is wild

 

@mad love the shapeshifter and mom ones

 

I have to leave class I'm laughing too hard

 

this is what that's parodying

 

One of the replies to that:

 

I'm actually crying at my desk right now