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I think I spend more on TouchTunes at a bar than drinks.

 

This is one of my favorite internet videos

, This is my new fav wisdom teeth video

 

Exact reason I switched from just being my full name haha. Now I can be more relaxed.

 

I was talking with one of my friends the other day about how political slander is going to be wild when our generation is running for office.
"Presidental Nominee XYZ, in 2013 you published a work of 'fan fiction' to popular website tumblr dot com that depicted members of boyband One Direction engaging in sexual acts. Can you tell us how this relates to your stance on LGBTQA+ rights and why we should trust someone who ships Larry"

 

Currently reading 1 star reviews of Angels in America on amazing from people who thought it was a Christian series. Truly amazing stuff.

 

"So, you believe you have a future in graphic design?
"Yes I photoshopped my head onto Iron Man's body in 2016"

 

wow...

 

I am waiting for an interviewer to ask Halsey about her past as an ardent ryden shipper. That's the closest real life approximation to that haha.

 

Best one so far:
"NOT!!!!!!!!!!! ANGELS OF GOD!!!!! CLEARLY MADE BY DEMOCRATS!!!"

 

@kaylasananjou Any "Gay Agenda" comments yet?

 

Yeah, I thought the same thing at first glance. I saw "1 star" "reviews" and "angels" and I immediately thought of that.

 

Oh yes. Nearly all of them.

 

*rubs hands together* It's working

 

all this talk of farting got me like

 

I'm so sad that I can't do that job interview bit you were all doing before. Guess I just don't have a thing.

 

I was trying to come up with a future political joke that involved Beyonce as president for that bit, but it wasn't coming together very well.

 

"it seems you have hundreds of posts on chorus.fm about the grateful dead. we don't hire hippy burnout losers"

*recites thesis on the cultural and musical value of the grateful dead*

"hired"

 

I'm still trying to see which side I'm on. At this point, I'm just hanging out in 3rd place as

 

This site is the greatest

 

I hope Brand New samples this on their new album.

 

I need this?

 

This girl's foot keeps touching my ass on this bus and I need to fart.

 

Fart on her foot and take a video. Please and thank you.