Answer The User's Question Above - Part 1 • Page 4

He wouldn't allow it. He doesn't want to get sodas with you, he just wants to get all of them for himself. He's going to drink all of the Mr. Pibb's.

What's Mr. Pibb?

 

It's a Pibb who decided to get married.

Why would IamAlexEnglish want to hog all the sodas to himself? Is he hatching some diabolical scheme with the Black Sweat Stain?

 

No I'm secretly protecting them from the Black Sweat Stain!

Can you imagine how sweaty the Black Sweat Stain would get if he drank all that soda? (thats a lot of liquid)

 

You can't shift the responsibility onto this person you call the Black Sweat Stain.

Let's talk about the real issue here: iamalexenglish's soda addiction. Does he need help?

 

I'm afraid he does. I'll check him into Passages Coke Cola.

Will he actually go through with his treatment or just blow it off as the soda guzzling monster he is?

 

He'll excel tremendously with his treatment, and go on to star in one of their commercials.

How shitty and unconvincing is the tag line, "I used to be an addict. Now I'm not."

 

Very unconvincing.



Are you glad that Uncle Phil is bad?

 

Badass? Absolutely.

Is that the kind of "bad" sanchez meant?

 

It better be or else there would be a problem.

Is it bad I've only seen like 5 Fresh Prince episodes?

 

Yes

Is it unusual to be loved by anyone?

 

Yes. You may have a disorder if you have been.

What shall we call this new disorder?

 

perchangesomepoetryloveitis

What did you do today?

 

Worked.

What did you eat today?

 

Hashbrowns for breakfast and chipotle for lunch.

What's for dinner?

 

Chili and grilled cheese w/ tomatoes, red onions and cilantro.

Same.

 

Tomato, red onion, and cilantro sandwich with a side of cheese in chili.

Sound delicious?

 

Yes, and strangely familiar.

Last song you heard and rating from 1-10

 

7/10

Biggest fear in the animal kingdom?

 

Seriously, humans.

Does that count?

 

HELL NO!!!!

Remember the guy on AP who thinks CoopDawg and I are the same person and that we are both moonpies87?

 

Who said that?

Is there any hint of truth in that? 2 questions!

 

Some guy who lives in the UK and no, no truth to that.

Same.

 

Some guy who lives in the UK and yes, there is much evidence that supports said claim.

Where should one go to find such evidence?

 

The internet

What has SuperCoop been up to?

Also, is Merve on here?

 

I told Merve to PM for a beta invite.

He was like 'what are you talking about mate'?