(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 173

Living life to the fullest

 

I did this once over the summer. I had chopped some up and it didn't taste hot, so I said fuck it, and ate the remaining half. I was on the floor for 30 minutes dying.

 

I was making some chili with my roomate in college once and we put habeneros in it. He cut them and didn't wear gloves. He said his hands burned for 24 hours lol.

 

I cut up Jalapeños for a dinner, then while the food was in the oven I tried to masterbate.... still one of the worst experiences of my life.

 

That gives new meaning to burning sensation

 

i kind of want more deets and at the same time just want to leave this one alone

 

I poured milk on my junk, is that what you wanna hear?

 

Did this once with Tabasco or something like that. So awful

 

Guys I'm lost, what do I do with the ketchup when I'm having the sex?

 

Anything. It just has to be part of the process

 

Bracket it.

 

roleplay, don't ask me what kind use your imagination

 

you're a permanent fixture on my shit list

 

Meaning you had to knock someone off right... :)

 

I had sex on Saturday and ketchup is overrated and overused.

 

Refusing to see this any other way than "I'm bored with ketchup during sex."

 

psa: after sex, dip your cigarette in ketchup

 

My sheets are a war zone.

 

MrCon in the streets, Emeril Lagasse in the sheets

BAM

 

I'm more of Guy Fieri in the sheets

 

You wear sunglasses on the back of your head, visor backwards, and bleach and spike your hair?

Damn that's kinky

 

Welcome to flavor town ;)

 

I guarantee that that guy has to be a sexual deviant

 

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives takes on a very different sort of spin.