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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 166

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. thesoftskeleton

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    Excuse me for caring about your comfort
     
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  2. Dog with a Blog

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    I’ve had one partner where spooning was so uncomfortable and then my most recent partner fit like a glove and it was soooooo comfy omg





    :((((((((
     
  3. thesoftskeleton

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    Ngl you know whats better than cuddling? Being crushed. Like having someone lay on your back. Its not a sex thing, its a it feels good thing
     
  4. Ben

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    Yup, especially on a bed where you really sink in.
     
  5. Mr. Serotonin

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    Hahah, that made me laugh out loud for some reason.
     
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  6. Dog with a Blog

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    Ain’t nothin bettah den gettin crushed
     
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  7. Mr. Serotonin

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    Hahah I feel like so many people would disagree. Like, anyone who's been hit by a steamroller.
     
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  8. Dog with a Blog

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    I’ve never been crushed but I do like when people walk on my back
     
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  9. Mr. Serotonin

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    I've been crushed but only mentally, not physically.
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog

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    2 real
     
  11. Ken

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  12. Mr. Serotonin

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  13. sleepy

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    Ive been crushed by life enough i dont need my spouse physically crushing me too. Lol
     
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  14. Your Milkshake

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    I'm scared to get crushed or my back popped etc.

    Seems like I might accidentally get paralyzed
     
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  15. Mr. Serotonin

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    I think a lot of times when people are paralyzed, it's accidental :crylaugh:
     
  16. sleepy

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    DUDE, wanna go out this weekend and GET FUCKIN PARALYZED BRO-HEIM!?
     
  17. Mr. Serotonin

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    I dunno, you can really only do that once and i'm not sure I wanna cash in quite yet.
     
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  18. sleepy

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    I feel like a drug that gave ppl sleep paralysis at least would be something that caught on because people are dumb lol.
     
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  19. sleepy

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    Also i had a stinger before one time where i couldnt move for like 5 minutes (fell down the stairs; 13 of em, in 3rd grade on my head) was some scary shit..... Eventually got up dragged my ass to the couch to my moms horror and went to sleep.




















    .....went to school the next day. My family has a weirdly high pain tolerance.
     
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  20. Kiana

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    I get really freaked when people hold me down so I imagine I'd react similarly to being crushed lol. My ex and I were play wrestling once and I teared up because I hate having any sort of loss of control and it freaked me out to be pinned down like that. My dad used to wrestle me as a kid and I hated that too. Also tickling because I have no control over that either and even tho I'm laughing because duh it tickles, I hate every second of it!!
     
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  21. sleepy

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    I kinda have the same thing, I grew up LOVING WWF and all forms of wrestling from WCW to ECW to whatever so of course I liked wrestling... but soon as my dad pinned me down/laid on me so I couldnt move when we'd play wrestle I'd freak out and cry and get emotional and tell him I hate him.
     
  22. Dog with a Blog

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    Could be wrong, but I don’t think that girl wants to hang out anymore since I’m not having sex right now. Shame cause we actually had a lot of fun despite not having sex. I could also be reading too much into a text, I dunno. I guess when I see her to give her her jacket I’ll ask waddup. If that’s her prerogative then that’s her right, but it would be nice to have another friend around here.
     
  23. Your Milkshake

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    Do you like her personality and are also attracted to her? Are you sure you don't want sex?
     
  24. Dog with a Blog

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    It’s not a matter of want, just what I personally need right now.
     
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  25. colorlesscliche

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    Just curious why that is. As many know, things between my wife and I are not good (been living apart for 8 months, also no sex for 8 months). In my mind, once the divorce is final (if it goes that way), I will most likely actively persue a sexual relationship. I say it now because it's been so long, who knows what will happen in the moment, if I'll freeze up because of feelings for my ex, or what. But man, I'd love some sex right about now.
     
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